👊 ABOUT

Ay homie. You ever have a bad day and just wish somebody from Grove Street would pick up the phone and tell you it's gon' be aight?

That's what this is.

You leave a voicemail. Anything. Your boss, your ex, your rent, your fantasy football team. CJ listens. He calls back. He tells you what to do. Sometimes he invites you to the gym. Sometimes he tells you to stay schemin'.

Every reply comes with a polaroid from Los Santos, 1992. It prints out of a dot-matrix printer like it's still CRASH era.

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This is a PARODY / FAN TRIBUTE. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with Rockstar Games or Take-Two Interactive. All character names and references are parodies used under fair use. We love the game. We love Grove Street. We don't love Tenpenny.

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Voicemails you leave are transcribed and sent to AI that impersonates the characters. Audio replies are AI-generated. Polaroids are AI-generated. It's all AI. The love is real.