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STARTER
FREE
- ✓ 3 voicemails per day
- ✓ CJ only
- ✓ AI polaroid + audio reply
- ✓ Last 10 saved to wall
- ✓ Share links
- ✗ Big Smoke, Sweet, Cesar, OG Loc
- ✗ MP3 download
- ✗ Custom ringtone
CURRENT PLAN
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GROVE STREET
$2.99
ONE TIME · FOREVER
- ✓ Unlimited voicemails
- ✓ 🍔 Big Smoke (won't stop ordering food)
- ✓ 👊 Sweet (disappointed big bro energy)
- ✓ 🔵 Cesar (Spanglish loyalty)
- ✓ 🎤 OG Loc (terrible rap advice)
- ✓ Full polaroid archive
- ✓ Download MP3 replies
- ✓ Custom San Andreas ringtone
❓ F.A.Q.
IS THIS OFFICIAL?
Nah homie, this is a parody / fan tribute. Not affiliated with Rockstar Games. All characters are parodies.
DO I REALLY TALK TO CJ?
You talk to an AI impersonating a character. It's uncanny though. Respect the craft.
WHAT HAPPENS IF I MISS THE TRAIN?
Ah shit, here we go again.
IS MY VOICE PRIVATE?
Transcripts and polaroids are saved to your wall. Share pages are only public if you share the link.
REFUNDS?
It's $2.99. Eat a burger, let it go.
@tenpenny_hater
“CJ told me my boss 'sound like Tenpenny fr'. I quit the next day.”
@grove_4_life
“Big Smoke spent 2 minutes ordering food before giving advice. 10/10.”
@bmx_enjoyer
“Got my polaroid framed. Wife left. Worth it.”